And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
where was this when I was small enough to fit in it
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
Oops!! Did I accidentally rest my finger on the reblog button? Hate when I do that. Ahh, well…
I need eight books for one of my classes and have yet to find the next one I need. However, in case someone else can find their book, I will reblog this
Paul Robertson pixel animation for Anamanaguchi
I only get off my bike when I fall in love.. or fall dead.
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright
well, I won’t say that I have a phobia of spiders but I’m strongly afraid of them…and I find this fucking cute too!
Ultimate Spider-Man - I Am Spider-Man
Mary Jane demonstrates the proper way to respond to incredibly creepy and awful dudes <3
Sony, take note.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
…It all makes sense now O.O
WHAT IF WHEN THEYRE OLDER THEY GET TAKEN BACK TO NARNIA AND BECOME THE FOUR FOUNDING MOTHERS AND FATHERS AND CHANGE THEIR NAMES AND HOGWARTS IS REALLY IN NARNIA WHICH IS WHY MUGGLES CANT SEE IT
BUT REALLY THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THEIR PERSONALITIES REALLY GO WITH THE HOUSES. PETER IS THE COURAGEOUS ONE. SUSAN IS THE SMART ONE. EDMUND TOTALLY BETRAYED THEM AT OE POINT. AND LUCY IS THE SMALL UNDERESTIMATED ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AWESOME SOMETIMES.
"WHO IS REALLY AWESOME SOMETIMES" MAN WITHOUT LUCY THEY WOULD NEVER EVER HAVE GOTTEN TO NARNIA, SHE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND OUT ABOUT IT FIRST
BECAUSE HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS
OKAY WAIT A SECOND
EDMUND IS NOT A SLYTHERIN SIMPLY BECAUSE HE “BETRAYED THEM AT ONE POINT”
He’s a Slytherin because he’s ambitious and cunning. He knows what he wants and he’s been offered a way to get it. (And PS: he betrayed them because his siblings were totally rotten to him, and then he stumbled into this land where a nice woman gave him things and told him he was special, like the whole Death Eater thing, which means only that he was doing what he thought was better than being yelled at all day by his family.)
Slytherins are clever, shrewd, ambitious, and they are loyal to what serves them best. Edmund is also clever, ambitious, and has that element of trickery and mischief about him trademark of Slytherins.
Sure, he screwed up. Not everyone’s perfect. He may have done something he wasn’t proud of, but here’s the thing:
He’s not proud of it. He’s ashamed of what he did.
He comes back to Aslan’s camp and he looks at them apologetically. His look says, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I put you in danger and I’m sorry I messed up.
He’s a brilliant, shrewd boy, and he checks himself and ends up fighting for the “good” side with the “good” Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.
So no, Edmund is not a Slytherin because he betrayed his family.
He’s a Slytherin because he’s cunning, ambitious, loyal to his cause (but can change), resourceful, and he’s a self-preserver.
Also may I add that in the other books he becomes known as Edmund the Just because he knows better than other’s what it’s like to be on the wrong side of things and thus is able to best judge people who have done wrong?
Like, Edmund is a big fucking deal people you do not understand the love I have for Edmund I am so happy he’s in my house.
WHOA WHOA WHOA. STOP RIGHT THERE, IT’S TOO MUCH!
I’m watching Orange is the New Black with a friend, and wow, I really hate Piper Chapman. Like wow, what I’ve seen so far, I prefer watching all the other inmates stories than her. I hope that her fiance leaves her, he deserves way better than what she’s been so far.
Is she supposed to be the character we’re all rooting for? Cuz’ I’m not rooting for her.
I’m the innocent good main character! I’m a nice person! My butt she is. Like Crazy Eyes said, “You is mean.”
shout out to Caroline for giving me the guts to post this
holy shit this made it back to my dash for the first time since I posted it and I jumped I was so startled. Thank you for sharing this with me, I can’t believe almost 7,000 people have seen it!